While the following event did take place, the exact details of the conversation to be described is purely a work of fiction (though it is how the conversation took place in my head.)   Scene:  Recently weaned M is being put to sleep by Poppa, tantruming K is being bathed by Momma…the phone rings.   Momma: “Hello.”   Swedish Official: “Hej Hej, is this … Continue reading I need to buy a what?!